The Bald & The Beautiful

I used to wonder if I was a Clark Kent or a Superman.
I realize now I was always a Lex Luthor.

I used to wonder if I was a Kirk or a Spock.
I see now that I was always a Jean-Luc Picard.

I used to wonder if I was a Sean Connery or a Roger Moore James Bond.
It’s clear that I was always a Blofeld.

I used to wonder if I was a Flash Gordon or a Prince Baron.
It is incontrovertible that I am a Ming The Merciless.

Shave thy head and set thy true-self free.