A Day in The Beef

Hollis Dorian says if you’re in Orlando, you should seek out the holy grail of the Beefy King. 

Salvation is only a bun away…

Cunt

Hollis Dorian says you shouldn’t read his blog if you are afraid of the word cunt.

Raw Admission

Hollis Dorian would like to fuck America up the ass whether they like it or not. The time for diplomacy is over. The time for anarchy doesn’t enjoy the same kind of groundswell of support that a good ass fucking can muster.

Come on, don’t look at me like you don’t know what I am talking about. You’re all thinking the same thing.

Go on.

Admit it.

Frailty

Writers, artists and performers are a bunch of frail, bitch-ass pussies who spend exorbitant amounts of time worrying that other people aren’t going to like what they’re doing and start judging them, causing them to feel inferior and like they have no business calling themselves a writer as if there was some great thing you could point to and say this is what I was put here to do.

Get over yourself.

Also, it’s hard to put yourself out there.

Freshly Shorn

How do you know you don’t like to have your balls shaved if you’ve never done it? What are you waiting for? I’m not aware of anyone who prefers to have a hairball in their mouth so the benefits would seem to be enormous. Get your metrosexual on today and shave those balls, darling.

That is all.

Sunday Morning Blues

It’s Sunday and so I am worshipping my personal lord and savior… in the mirror.

Believe

Don’t believe in god, believe in yourself.

Don’t believe in governments, believe in yourself.

Don’t believe in others, believe in yourself.

Don’t believe in symbols, believe in yourself.

Don’t believe in words, believe in yourself.

Don’t believe in ideals, believe in yourself.

You are your own religion.

It is time you are exalted.

Opportunism

I realize that the unemployment rate has shot up over seven percent and even yours truly hasn’t remained unaffected by the daily grind disappearance but there is one simple idea that we should keep in mind.

If you’ve ever sat in your cubicle and wondered what it would be like to have the time to start being who you really are, now you do.

Don’t waste it on the sofa, in front of the TV, worshipping idols or breeding. Stand up and start drawing the picture of your life that you want to see in the mirror everyday.

That’s what I intend to do.

Be bold. Join the cause.

Fuck Football

Hollis Dorian cannot fucking wait for football fucking season to fucking be goddamn over. Thanksgiving is bad. Xmas is worse. But fucking football?

“Hey, man. Did you see the game last night? Are you gonna watch the game, man? What about the game? Game? Game. Game!”

Fuck you.

Epistemology

If you don’t know, it might be time to put the Xanax bottle down and crack a fucking book, kids. Objectivist Epistemology is the word. Dig it.